No, I do not need any help. I am perfectly fine with browsing the shelves on my own. Yes, I have been here a while. This is just part of the process. I need to narrow down my selection. Yes, I have picked this book up at least five times. I cannot decide if I want to buy it or not. No, I do not need to know what you think about it since you have never even heard of this book before. Yes, it is a pretty cool cover. I am fine, thanks.
Why am I not allowed to sit down in the middle of an aisle surrounded by books? It's not my store? Well, I never said that it was. This is just part of my process. I need to narrow my selections down. Why can't I read this book? I'm just testing it out before I buy it. Who wants to buy a book that they will end up disliking? Yes, I am halfway through the book. I'm really enjoying it. Why don't I buy it? Well, I've already spent most of my paycheck on books.
I need to leave? Do you know how much business I give you? I'm in here at least once a week.
What I'm trying to say is all I want to do is sit in a room surrounded by books and book lovers and just read. Also, I love the smell of new books. I would appreciate it if I could browse without someone coming up and asking me if I need help. If I need help, I'll come find you. Sometimes I don't want to buy a book, why is that a problem?
Please leave me be with my books.
Sincerely,
A Book Lover that Frequents Your Store
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